Some funny things bout NS!
1. When u want to do push up, u must clap 2 times and then punch ur right fist in the air, shouting "Scorpion!" or ur company name b4 u begin. and then when u recover, u must do the same again.2. New stupid rule from SAF, no more using of Squeeze and Spread, can only use " Close up and Open Up" which sounds even more stupid haha. even the sergeants are complaining and sometimes they forget bout the squeeze and spread thing. lol
3. Our platoon's song I.C. always forget lyrics sing halfway song become distorted or changed to another version, since the first day we start singing, "Training to be soldiers", it was sang everyday until now when everyone already damn sian of the stupid song. spam until no strength to march/run -.-
4. Some ppl still march with right hand right leg. LMAO!
5. when doing circuit training, from station to station u must shout "YA!!!!" when u run which makes us seem like idiot lol
6. when wearing fieldpack, vest and slack, sbo and dummy rifle, and that stupid helmet. all of the ppl look like plants and worse of all, there will be sergeants spraying cold water on u like watering plants -.-
7. The First day i use the bunk toilet i was amazed that behind every door, theres posters of sexily dressed woman from FHM haha! ( but was told to remove it by the sergeant after the first week cos of parent visit)
8. After the first week in ns, everyone in our platoon got hooked on FHM haha.
9. everyone is in-charge of certain things in the company, like for me im in armskote which starts only during BMT ^^V! One guy is sick from first day and was attend-b status 5 days in a row and now known as the "Attend-B" I.c. then we got own smoker's club and head of it is the Smoking I.C.
10. Those who cannot do pullups are called "Zero-Fighters", Those who cannot swim are called "Divers". it happens that im belong to a group called "Zero-Fighting Divers" haha
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