Flight of the Bumble mosquito...
ok this is a story which happened to me for 2 days. Yesterday at about 4am, i was awaken by a sudden itch that was so irritating that left me frustrated and awaken the "killer instinct" in me. My legs are bitten 3 or 4 times by a hidden mosquito. i turned on the lights, shut the windows and the door making sure that the mosquitoe will not be able to run away. i sat down at my bed and looked carefully around trying to find the mosquito but all i can spot was nothing until i look at my bitten leg and saw a BIG FAT mosquito filled with my blood, immediately i claped my hands and tot i got the mosquito but when i opened my palms all i see was nothing.MAKES ME SO PISSED OFF!! anyway after 5 mins of searching for the farking mosquito, there was no progress and as i was so tired, i turned off the lights and opened the window and got back to sleep. :
TODAY 5am+ i was awoken yet again by that fiaking biatch mosquito, the itch was so unbearable that i could stop scratching it. using the same strategy taken b4, i shut the windows and closed the door, turn on the lights and then took off the bedsheets ( its blue so its kinda camouflage if the mosquito is to lie there) threw my pillow on the floor and made sure its the perfect condition to get my revenge.
sat on the bed again and tried to spot the mosquito, trying hard with my ears to hear for any sounds (but there was none -.-) just when i tot it is going to be in vain, the mosquito charged at my face, immediately i backed away and nearly fall while trying to get my hands on that piece of bloody sucker. haha after that piak sound "this time im pretty sure i got it" i opened my hands and found that little biatch on my hands lying with blood spilled out and from a round sized super fat blood filled flying mofo into something flatter than a pancake which sells at $1.80 for 3 at Mcdonalds. muahahaha
went to the kitchen to wash my hands after and got a very good sleep with a grin on my face. :D
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